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All the good and the bad and the ugly survive

With the thought that tonight is the night

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You can do it for fun or for profit or spite 

Anytime, anyway, anywhere

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By telephone, oh it’s nice hearing from you

By letter, how nice to be hearing from you

But I want a lot more than how do you do

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From Topica to Paris we all come equipped

With the will and the need to the end

 

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From the beaches at Baja to Lowery Flat

It’s the night boys and girls hit the mat

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From the mines in Siberia down to Tibet

It’s a thing even communists do

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By telephone, oh it’s nice hearing from you

By letter, how nice to be hearing from you

But I want a lot more than how do you do

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When that nagging sensation just won’t go away

Go the way of all flesh all the way

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If you near to exhausted from climbing the walls

Take the rest of your energy, friend

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By telephone, oh it’s nice hearing from you

By letter, how nice to be hearing from you

But I want a lot more than how do you do

Get laid

Get laid

 

You can do it for fun or for profit or spite 

Anytime, anyway, anywhere

Get laid, laid

Get laid

 

When that nagging sensation just won’t go away

Go the way of the flesh all the way

Get laid, laid

Get laid