Join The Firm

 

Hello, won't you join our big show?
May we show you around

Though you're a person with merits like those of us all
Our sacred halls will serve to buttress your faith
Now please watch your step

 

Hello, take a letter Miss Jones

Send it up to accounts, regarding interest
Paid to us during peak hours,

You merit flowers
We merit gold watches, plaques, that's all that we lack

 

Join the firm – you will learn, you will learn join the firm
Join the firm – you will learn, you will learn join the firm

Hello, won't you join our big show?
May we show your around
We start diversion of all sorts in our sacred halls
You've met them all
And if you like what we sell, please see personnel

 

Join the firm – you will learn, you will learn join the firm
Join the firm – you will learn, you will learn join the firm
Join the firm – you will learn, you will learn join the firm
Join the firm – you will learn, you will learn join the firm
Join the firm – you will learn, you will learn join the firm
Join the firm – you will learn, you will learn join the firm

 

(Additional corrections made by Harriet Jimenez and Andrew Irvine)