She’s An Anchorman

 

(Investigators were here all night)

 

Ooh ooh prime time

Ooh ooh crime slime

Ooh ooh, no shoes

She’s an anchor man

 

Ooh ooh drive by

Ooh ooh no cry

Ooh ooh, no boots

She’s an anchor man

 

Armies are invading in the Yucatan

How I come to know is no secret, man

Turning on my television there she is

She’s an anchor man

She’s an anchor man

 

(Investigators were here all night and into the morning)

 

She’s coming on

She’s coming on

Coming on strong

She’s coming on

 

Monday comes and she has got a real tan

Wonder where she went and was it with a man

Now she’s telling us about Japan, Iran

She’s an anchor man

She’s an anchor man

 

(Investigators were here all night and into the morning)

 

She’s coming on

She’s coming on

Coming on strong

She’s coming on

 

Ooh ooh prime time

Ooh ooh crime slime

Ooh ooh, no shoes

She’s an anchor man

 

Ooh ooh drive by

Ooh ooh no cry

Ooh ooh, no boots

She’s an anchor man

 

 

(Nearly half a century later, one of the Bermuda’s Triangle

deepest mysteries maybe solved)

 

Ooh ooh prime time

Ooh ooh crime slime

Ooh ooh, no shoes

She’s an anchor man

 

(And if you think the weather’s going to improve, think again)

 

Ooh ooh drive by

Ooh ooh no cry (think again)

Ooh ooh, no boots

She’s an anchor man

 

Something to believe in when you’re feeling down

Even when the world is turning upside down

Tell me, tell me, tell me I can be your man

She’s an anchor man

 

(Investigators were here all night and into the morning)

 

Ooh ooh prime time

Ooh ooh crime slime

Ooh ooh, no shoes

She’s an anchor man

 

Ooh ooh drive by

Ooh ooh no cry

Ooh ooh, no boots

She’s an anchor man

 

(Investigators were here all night and into the morning)