Retro Boy, Retro Girl

 

Retro-Boy, Retro-Girl

Living in retro worlds

She's a strive, he drives slow

He says now, she says no

 

Retro-Boy, Retro-Girl

He is James, she is Pearl

 

People laugh, think they're quaint

Retro-Girl starts to faint

 

No one's ever set a foot upon the moon and

No one's ever made a movie since I knew for them

And the USA is still a British subject

And virgin leaf is not about the surgeon, no

 

Retro-Boy, Retro-Girl

Holding hands in their world

 

He may bow, she may blush

Where they go there's no rush

 

No one's ever set a foot upon the moon and

No one's ever made a movie since I knew for them

And the USA is still a British subject

And virgin leaf is not about the surgeon, no

 

Retro-Boy, Retro-Girl

Living in retro worlds

 

Why are they never mad

Why are they never sad

 

Retro-Boy has a job

Picks his gloves then has staffs

Retro-Girls stays at home

Never cheats, it's well-known

 

Retro-Boy, Retro-Girl

Living in retro worlds